What’s it all about? None of your business! Rude to ask. If you want to find out, join us every Thursday.

This is a club for sharing the best-worst parts of the week; shame spirals, existential crises, petty grievances, mild injustices - and this is just Greg’s morning. We will be forensic about the trivial, dramatic about the inconsequential, you can’t ask for fairer than that.

Send in your questions, obsessions and confessions to [email protected], via WhatsApp on 07775 199 566 or by leaving a message on our answerphone: 0333 011 2814.

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