Greg James conducts an absolutely bonkers fake interview with Niall Horan, inventing a ridiculous alternate reality where Niall's real name is Rumplestiltskin Johnson & Johnson James, he was a child talent show star doing bird impressions who urinated on 18 people at the O2, and his first band the Black Shadows had a hit called 'Peanut Butter Custard Jelly Time.' Niall plays along brilliantly as Greg asks increasingly absurd questions about his fabricated past.