Victoria Coren Mitchell, Greg James and David Mitchell face off on Would I Lie to You? with stories about their mutual friend Stuart: Victoria claims he fainted laughing at her Only Connect joke about Schnozzle the dog falling into Terry Scott's pool, Greg says he paid him in sausages when opening his butcher shop, and David insists he once stood in as lollipop man for 9-11 minutes while Stuart attended to sofa delivery duties—but one of them is lying.